wow harry, you just had to go and one-up your sister, didn’t you?
“Who is the favorite child now?” Harry chants as he hits enter.
“Harry is the favorite child.” He whispers gleefully in reply to himself.
Man the 90’s were weird.
Its like we got all this new technology and didnt know what to do with it.
the war on drugs has failed.
was i the only one who thought that your head would actually turn into fruit if you ate one because i did and me and a friend got some and we each ate one and then i looked at her and lied and screamed that she looked just like a watermelon and she started crying
those commercials were actually the exact reason why I never even tried those snacks
the first person to ever fall asleep was probably like “aw fuck i’m dying” but then woke up hours later and was like “aw yeah that’s the shit i do like”
Lol too funny
THIS MAKES ME FEEL SO BAD FOR MONDAY LET ME HUG YOU MONDAY
I ship wednesday and thursday
what to do when youre in love with someone:
- dig a grave
- lie down in it
- get comfortable in the dirt
*trips over and accidentally spends all my money on food*